brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
-My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)

akilivumbi:

people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess

The Hierarchy
Notte Themes     ☾